Knox likes rum as much as the next pirate.

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Dick stent recall. That fucking sucks. Probably even more than not being able to get it up in the first place.

And I am so sick of the World Cup already, how much longer does this thing have to run for?

Why would you download a Personal Trainer app? I can save even more money by skipping both the gym and the app. Here's a plan, its even cheaper to just skip it all altogether or go take a fucking walk around the block, Lazy. All it is anyway is someone yelling at you to run faster or some shit so why not just record yourself and save the few bucks. Hell, I'll come and yell at you in person and I'll just charge half the price. How's that for a deal?

What sort of recipe would a smart fridge be able to come up with when it's contents are half a jar of mustard, three slices of cheese, probably about a quarter cup of orange juice (with pulp), half an onion and an egg?

Shit, I think it'd just give up and print off a shopping list.